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THIS, YOU ARE DRIVING TOO HUNGRY? EAT YOUR IMPORT. It
CLOSE. Am I the only one who is worried was on the rear bumper of a Toyota. I didn’t
that this will encourage people to follow too notice any teeth marks.
closely, in order to find out what it says? (For
Another road sign that makes me
the record, I read it at a stop light).
wonder is PASS WITH CARE. When is it
One of my favorite bumper stickers advisable to pass without care? I once knew
is the one that says, I SMOKE AND I someone who saw a sign that said WATCH
VOTE. I’d like to see one that says I SPIT FOR FALLING ROCKS. He looked up.
AND I CROCHET. In my book, it’s just He didn’t see any. He also didn’t see the
as relevant. Although I must say, such a SUV that he subsequently rear-ended.
bumper sticker (the former) might be a way
Speed Limit signs are another issue
for the driver’s nasty habit to irritate people
altogether. You know, the ones that say,
in new and exciting ways. Come to think of
SPEED LIMIT 65 or whatever. The
it, that works for the latter as well.
educated driver knows that they are subject
I once saw a bumper sticker that to interpretation. There is not enough room
has befuddled me to this day. It said: on the sign for them to write UNLESS YOU
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