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Charlie's Chatter
Trivial Pursuit
By Charles Alexander
I’m a big fan of historical Japanese submarine by throwing
knowledge and also a trivia buff. I potatoes at them. The Japanese
thought that I might share some of thought they were grenades. That’s
my favorite orts of such knowledge what they get for preferring rice.
with you, with my own comments
• A man with severe OCD and
added.
a phobia of germs attempted to
• There is no truth to the rumor that commit suicide with a gun to
Facebook has banned the picture his head. Instead of killing him,
that says a group of baboons is called the bullet eliminated his mental
a “Congress”, after the baboons illness without any other damage.
complained. This course of
treatment is not
• The cat door
recommended; ie,
was invented by
Sir Isaac Newton, HARLIE’S Don’t try this at
presumably after a C home, kids.
cat dropped a door HATTER • There are over
on his head. 6,000 known
species of grass.
• Vanilla flavoring
I can’t get any of
is sometimes made with the urine of
them to grow.
beavers… maybe I should consider
switching to chocolate ice cream. • A man named Ronald
MacDonald robbed a Wendy’s
• During WWII, a U.S. naval
in 2005… all you ladies named
destroyer won a battle against a
“Wendy” need to step up.
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