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      make banging noises. It wasn’t long before              brand name of garage doors in stock.
      the two upper sections developed cracks                 Unfortunately for me, they did not stock a

      and started coming apart. In the interest               door that would fit my garage. Their largest

      of sparing my vehicles, I removed the top               door was 16 feet wide, and mine was 18
      section and secured the remainder of the                feet wide.

      door in the open position.
                                                                     Finally, I noticed a tiny label in

             This was far from ideal. I had built             the bottom corner of my garage door,
      a trash bin in the garage to store trash                which gave the manufacturer’s name,

      between trips to the dumpsters. Now, this               but no model number. Armed with this

      refuse would be easily accessed by various              information, I did a web search and located
      critters. My temporary solution was to                  a dealer of that brand in Roanoke. I called,

      install a cap on the bed of my pickup truck,            and was told that a couple of days later,
      and store the garbage therein. All I had                someone would come and give me an

      to do then was call “the man” to come and               estimate.

      install a new door.
                                                                     Two days later, a fellow arrived, who

             Wrong.                                           proceeded to take measurements, and
                                                              make notes. He told me that in addition
             “The man” told me it would be
                                                              to the door, I would need new tracks, and
      several days before he could come and look
                                                              a new opener that would pull the door
      at my garage door and give me a quote. He
                                                              straight up instead of horizontally. This
      explained that if I gave him the make and
                                                              was going to cost thousands of dollars. He
      model number of the door, he could order
                                                              promised to email me a quote, and told me
      me one. Of all things, I was expected to
                                                              it would take about 4 months to get the
      know this information. I had no clue. He
                                                              door. You gotta love the “new supply chain
      then said that without a make and model
                                                              normal”.
      number, it would take several days before

      he could come and give me an estimate.                         I waited a couple of weeks for the

                                                              quote that never came. My frustration
             Two weeks later, I was still waiting
                                                              was compounded by the fact that my wife
      for him to come. I began to think that I
                                                              was not willing to have our garage door
      would need to do the job myself if I ever
                                                              wide open for the next four months. She
      wanted to get it done. So I went to the
                                                              suggested that I ask if the building supply
      building supply store, which had a good
                                                              store could order me a door in the correct


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